im gonna find the person with the world’s largest thumbs and shove one of their thumbs up my ass maybe both thumbs

Sorry, not sorry


Anonymous asked: nikki minaj is a gross fuck who is overly sexual and uses too many swear words I'd rather listen to something decent like mozart.



Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c



kimjonginsdick asked: !!!1







kimjonginsdick asked: !!!1


How sexy is your name?


Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

1279; get on my level

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petition for the tumblr mods to ban all the tumblr famous with over 200 followers. they are full of themselves and are all assholes and they are impossible to avoid. let me blog in peace -_-

destroy the tumblr famous bourgeoise

Distribute followers/notes equally amongst the proletarians

I found a post about u

you might be a communist when…

Getting cat called is weird. Like I was riding my bike, sweaty and probably smelling of B.O. (because you know… summer and on a bicycle) when someone yelled “how you doing sexy” to be honest I was confused as shit… like I look like a hot mess, why are you trying to flirt with me?



this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

why don’t you guys just like… you know… do it in your head like the rest of us?

easy way to do it. 22 x 12

12 x 10 = 120;

so times that mofo by two


then you have 2 remaining, times 12 by two


combine through addition and 264

sometimes it’s just a matter of short cuts like knowing how to quickly divide by two if need be.

like 355 x 680 as an example..

take it step by step in your head

355 x 1k = 355000

divide it by two


so you still need to add on that number 355 x 180

so 355 * 100 = 35500

giving us 177500 + 35500

visualizing the problem helps too.



 213000 so far.

but wait. we still have 355 x 80 left, what will we ever do.

remembering that 355 x 100 = 35500

and 355 * 10 = 3550. which times two is 7100 we subtract 7100 from 35500 giving us

you know what… fuck this… just use a calculator. like seriously; any math class that needs you to deal with numbers this large will have ample space to write this stuff out. anything 2 digit or below that needs to be multiplied you should be able to sufficiently do in your head; anything above you might need a calculator; or at the least a place to write down the work. like I totally can do that in my head; but it would take a bit, unlike two digit numbers…

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