Sorry, not sorry

Sorry, not sorry

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

I used to hate using condoms, even convinced a girl to get an iud (something she actually thanked me for later in life since less bleeds) 
but the reason I never liked using them was they were simply uncomfortable and cut off circulation. Lo and behold: the american condom industry had my back and I simply tried on a few different condoms to see which ones were right for me.
Turns out they really aren’t that bad once you find the right one. Now I straight up refuse to have sex without one. 
So guys… don’t be idiots, try some on and enjoy sex without the fear of children.

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

I used to hate using condoms, even convinced a girl to get an iud (something she actually thanked me for later in life since less bleeds)

but the reason I never liked using them was they were simply uncomfortable and cut off circulation. Lo and behold: the american condom industry had my back and I simply tried on a few different condoms to see which ones were right for me.

Turns out they really aren’t that bad once you find the right one. Now I straight up refuse to have sex without one.

So guys… don’t be idiots, try some on and enjoy sex without the fear of children.

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exemplaryetoile:

confessionsofamichaelstipe:

THIS IS WHAT A WORLD LEADER LOOKS LIKE.  
DESMOND TUTU, I OFFICIALLY LOVE YOU.
      -MICHAEL STIPE  

"I would refuse to go to a homophobic heaven. No, I would say sorry, I mean I would much rather go to the other place," Archbishop Tutu said at the launch of the Free and Equal campaign in Cape Town.
"I would not worship a God who is homophobic and that is how deeply I feel about this."
Archbishop Tutu said the campaign against homophobia was similar to the campaign waged against racism in South Africa.
"I am as passionate about this campaign as I ever was about apartheid. For me, it is at the same level," he added.
[source: BBC News]

exemplaryetoile:

confessionsofamichaelstipe:

THIS IS WHAT A WORLD LEADER LOOKS LIKE.  

DESMOND TUTU, I OFFICIALLY LOVE YOU.

      -MICHAEL STIPE  

"I would refuse to go to a homophobic heaven. No, I would say sorry, I mean I would much rather go to the other place," Archbishop Tutu said at the launch of the Free and Equal campaign in Cape Town.

"I would not worship a God who is homophobic and that is how deeply I feel about this."

Archbishop Tutu said the campaign against homophobia was similar to the campaign waged against racism in South Africa.

"I am as passionate about this campaign as I ever was about apartheid. For me, it is at the same level," he added.

[source: BBC News]

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kimjonginsdick:

emosad420:

how can anyone not like this website when it produces quality content like this

nokocode
I don’t know if I would be putin that in my ass.

kimjonginsdick:

emosad420:

how can anyone not like this website when it produces quality content like this

nokocode

I don’t know if I would be putin that in my ass.

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

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Handwriting tag: tagged by #kimjonginsdick

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Handwriting tag! Tagged by kimjonginsdick

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blog title: The Blog of the Noko
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~Noko

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kimjonginsdick:

loves2meme:

loves2meme:

Karl Marx can see the fundamental contradictions in capitalist economies, but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

The answer is no, Karl Marx cannot see why kid’s love cinnamon toast crunch. Marx is too busy trying to understand the cereal as a commodity created by alienated labor to realize the obvious truth: its because there are cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite!

nokocode
lmao

I almost spit out my water

  • Brazil: we came out to have a good time and hones-[Germany scores again]

omgspacegifs:

The closeout crew at the Kennedy Space Center says goodbye to the space shuttle, after completing prep for the launch of Atlantis on STS-135, the final shuttle mission. July 8, 2011.

The #FEELS here are so heavy, they could bend space-time.

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